Ethan Sims
Copyrider
Disney+
Ranch Rider
Mr. Submarine
Carl’s Jr. Free Burger Day
MOEN
Doordash
Fruit Smash
Springwell
Nickelodeon
Carl’s Jr. Scary Ads
Bijan Mustardson: Apology Coupon
Doritos (Crash the Super Bowl)
Me
Fun Stuff
Dem shiny tingz
Certified Cowboy Wannabe
Things I’m bad at
Riding bulls
Jiujitsu
Fishing
Coding
Poker
Staying awake during movies
Directions
Waking up early
Yoga
Sticking with a hobby
Things I’m good at
Foosball
Copywriting (sometimes)
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