Ethan Sims
Copyrider

Dinsey+
Carl’s Jr. Scary Ads
Ranch Rider
Carl’s Jr. Free Burger Day
Doritos (Crash the Super Bowl)
Bijan Mustardson Highlights
Ranch Rider x Tecovas
Bijan Mustardson: Apology Coupon
Bijan Mustardson CFB25
Fruit Smash
Nickelodeon

Me
Fun Stuff
Dem shiny tingz

Certified Cowboy Wannabe
Things I’m bad at

1. Riding bulls
   
2. Jiujitsu
3. Fishing
   
4. Coding
   
5. Poker
   
6. Staying awake during movies
   
7. Directions
   
8. Waking up early
   
9. Yoga
10. Sticking with a hobby
    

Things I’m good at

1. Foosball
   
2. Copywriting (sometimes)

Why are you reading my footer? You got a footer fetish or something?